I Can't Believe My Stomach ...

Oh my goodness, I can't believe the difference in my stomach in just one week. I really didn't want to put the pictures on here because I can't believe I let my stomach look like it did, but you guys have to see this transformation! I was like the big pig who lived at the market! Oink Oink!

TAKE A LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE FOR THE BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES OF MY STOMACH!

The second round of the 24 Hollywood diet isn't even comparable to round one. Round one I was tired and emotionless, had a headache, cramping (with and without the "m" in that word), and I thought I was going to die. Round one obviously went to the diet guru's because it kicked my curvy ass. However, this past 24 fast was EASY PEASY! I didn't wake up with cravings, didn't have to check my pants every hour, on the hour, didn't have a dinosaur in m stomach making all kinds of sounds I've never heard. All-in-all, the 24 Hollywood diet is totally mental.

The difference this time around is that I only lost two pounds compared to the six pounds I originally lost. Remember: three pounds came back, but by losing two pounds this time it means I'm down five. HOLLA AT A PLAYA! Plus, I already brought my BMI down by one point. Not too shabby if I do say so myself.

I can tell you what NOT to do while fasting, don't watch TELEVISION. It wasn't until this diet that I realized how jam packed T.V. is with food commercials. There isn't even a Red Robin around Central Illinois but for some reason I just want to run out to my porch and yell "Reeeeeeeed Robin, Yummmmm!". Also, by no means should you EVER watch the food channel while dieting. Just don't do it. I thought watching "Bizarre Foods" on the Travel Channel was a safe bet last night. HA, I wanted that beetle more than the fat guy getting paid to eat it!

On to the next one: the GNC 14 day total body cleanse. I'll have to do some more research on this one before I give you the full run-down.

Before I forget, my friend Evan is some kind of physical God (yes ladies, I know for a fact how yummy he is so I believe him, plus he's a personal trainer) and he says he took this pill called "T3" and lost about 15 pounds in five weeks. Now Ev also says he had a limited amount of carbs, but still, 15 pounds when that kid is all muscle anyway, I want to see him naked. He recommends that we take Clenbuterol with T3. Essentially this little cocktail hour is a fat burner and a thyroid blocker. Maybe I'll post a picture of Evan and then you guys will really know what I'm talking about as far as the "I believe you because you're beautiful" philosophy in my head goes these days.

Listen my twig wanna-be's, I need idea's just like Evan's so I can keep going on this adventure. Let me know what you want me to try by just commenting or emailing me at akmacpheedrake@gmail.com.

By the way, really wanted to do the tape worm diet, turns out those little wormies travel into your brain and kill you. Who would have thought? Plus, it's illegal in the U.S., darn the luck.

- A