Holy Money Bags!!!

I feel like I need to write some type of disclaimer on here. Considering the fact I'm reviewing these money guzzling diets, I am not a doctor. Yes, I have been in school long enough to most likely be a doctor or a professional in something, but I'm not. The purpose of this blog is for the "real-life person" to attempt these diets and come up with real results. This is what I promise you: Any program I try, I will absolutely 100% follow them. Unless one of these diet plans tells me not to, I will also be doing some light cardio exercises and weight training. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't think this is an over night transition. Plus, who knows how long my bank account can afford this!

UMMMMMMMM I've already figured out why these diets are "short-term". They're flippin' expensive!  I went to GNC and this little cutie in khaki pants, button up shirt, and tie helped me out. (The receipt says his name is Kyle. Ladies, go have yourself a little inspiration peak at good ole' Kyle.)

HOLY MONEY BAGS, GNC you may have just stolen $50.49 from me! Cutie Kyle told me I should try the "GNC Total Lean: Total Body Transformation System". The program allegedly has a "very strong outcome" and blue eyes Kyle says he's had a lot of customers come back for another go with it. FYI Kyle, I'm guessing it's not just because of the free magazine you threw in the $50 GNC bag, but thanks anyway.

More so to the point, the "you're body's going to be rockin' in 2 weeks" program may begin next week. I have my reasons people! I want to give you my full attention and Eastern Illinois University football team has a game on Thursday so ... I can't promise success till after that game. (P.S. My brother is a wide reciever for EIU #88. I'm not pimping him out, but I think I saw him on the cover of Men's Health once. Ok maybe I superimposed his body on there, but he belongs center stage. Look him up.)

I really want to try the Hollywood Diet juice first. This juice claims you can lose up to 10 pounds in 48 hours.

Fun fact: This diet couldn't come any sooner. The second I sat down to write this blog, I ripped my favorite pants. God is being pretty direct with me today. Thanks big man, got your point, working on it!

Back to the Hollywood Diet ... I'm going to post the link to buy the juice on this page. It's looking like Wal Mart is in a strong first in front of the other sellers of the miracle juice. You'll probably spend $12 on the potent potion. Something to know, every Wal Mart in Central Illinois is sold out of this product. BOO WALLY WORLD! You can order it online though with free shipping so YAY WALLY!

Reading some reviews of the Hollywood diet, most people did lose the 10 pounds it claims you'll lose. Taking two steps back though, they say all you lose is water weight and it's really easy to put back on. Surprise, surprise. I found the reviews on eopinions.com and one opinion giver says the diet restricts you to only 400 calories a day. I wonder if I'll have mood swings from this one?

Needless to say the beginning of this blog is starting off fierce. I still can't decide: After my physical tomorrow should is disclose my weight or hide it till the end? ANXIETY ATTACK!

-A